Leroy N. Soetoro
2023-07-20 21:48:31 UTC
https://nypost.com/2023/07/17/the-woke-mobs-assault-on-snow-white-and-her-
seven-dwarfs-is-far-worse-than-anything-prince-charming-did-to-her/
Snow White used to be a lovely, heart-warming film.
Who could fail to be inspired by the story of a beautiful princess rescued
from the clutches of a wicked stepmother queen by seven kindly dwarfs, and
a life-saving kiss from a handsome prince?
But that was before the joyless woke censorship police got involved to
declare it problematic.
What part of it was a problem?
Try all of it!
First, she was called Snow White because her skin was very white, so
obviously, that was branded racist.
Second, the handsome prince didnt get her consent before delivering the
magical kiss so in the wake of the #MeToo campaign, he was condemned as
a sexual predator.
Kazue Muta, a Japanese sociology professor and supposed expert on
workplace sexual harassment, accused Snow White of promoting quasi-
compulsive obscene sexual acts on an unconscious partner, and added: You
might think Im ruining the fantasy of it all, but these stories are
promoting sexual violence, and I would like everyone to be aware of it.
How thoughtful.
But in fact, all I need to be aware of is that when Prince Charming kissed
Snow White, he literally SAVED HER BLOODY LIFE, and they went on to live
happily ever after.
Now, with chilling inevitability, the miserable cancel-culture cops have
come for Snow Whites dwarfs.
Yes, apparently those lovable, hard-working, kind little guys Doc, Sleepy,
Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Bashful and Sneezy are deeply offensive.
Not just because theyre all male, so thats obviously disgustingly sexist
and unacceptable, but more pertinently, because the characters are
apparently demeaning to real-life dwarfs.
This claim was first made by the worlds most famous and successful dwarf
actor, Peter Dinklage, who last year accused Disney of being responsible
for renewing damaging stereotypes when it announced plans to remake the
1937 movie, saying, Youre still making that fking backward story of
seven dwarves living in the cave what the fk are you doing, man?
Disney, whove cast a Hispanic woman, Rachel Zegler, as Snow White to
avoid the absurd bogus racism charges, bowed to pressure again, issuing a
statement in response to Dinklage that said: To avoid reinforcing
stereotypes from the original animated film, we are taking a different
approach with these seven characters and have been consulting with members
of the dwarfism community.
It turns out this meant abject capitulation to the whim of one man.
Leaked photos from the set last week showed that six of the seven male
cartoon dwarfs have been replaced by human magical creatures of all
sizes, colors, and genders.
Or rather, there are now six non-dwarfs, and one solitary dwarf.
As an instant firestorm of mockery blew up over the leaked images, panicky
Disney shamefully lied, and said the photos, published by the Daily Mail,
were fake.
Now its admitted theyre real, just not official.
Whatever.
The truth is that Disneys once again surrendered to the woke mob and made
itself look weak and ridiculous in the process.
As so often with such politically correct nonsense, many of the supposed
victims Disney thinks its trying to protect from being exposed to
harmful appropriation are furious.
Not least, other dwarf actors whove now missed out on plum jobs in a big
Hollywood movie.
Professional wrestler Dylan Postl, better known by his ring persona
Hornswoggle, accused Dinklage of being hypocritical and selfish.
He raged: By being progressive in his mind, he is really doing the
opposite and taking dreams away and potential roles from seven dwarf
actors I think its a shame. It doesnt make any sense to me that we are
taking one persons voice for the whole community.
Postl also pointed out that Dinklage has made millions from playing dwarf
roles in blockbusters like Game of Thrones and Elf.
Those cheques cashed just fine, he said. He knew what he was getting
himself in for there.
Of course he did.
But he doesnt seem to want the same opportunity for other dwarf actors,
and its appalling that Disney has let him bully it into submission like
this.
I dont even understand the suggestion that Snow Whites dwarf characters
are somehow humiliating.
As another dwarf entertainer, comedian Brad Williams, said: They have
jobs, you know? They got good friends. They got a house. They like to
protect her [Snow White]. Theyre diamond miners, so theyre rich. Theyre
self-made, wealthy.
Exactly, so why all the faux offense?
Zegler told Vanity Fair: People are making these jokes about ours being
the PC Snow White, where its like, yeah, it is, because it needed that.
Its an 85-year-old cartoon, and our version is a refreshing story about a
young woman who has a function beyond Someday My Prince Will Come.
Has she not met Meghan Markle?
More seriously, why on Earth would anyone be proud of making a PC Snow
White?
Theres nothing, I repeat NOTHING, wrong with the first movie.
It was a terrifically enjoyable fairy tale that showed good triumphing
over evil.
But woke people dont like escapist fun in fact, they dont like fun at
all.
These dreary twerps prefer to scour every second of old films, just as
they do old books or songs, desperately hunting spurious new reasons to
pretend to be outraged.
The result, as one Twitter user scoffed, is Snow White and the Seven
Diversity Hires.
And six actor dwarfs have been deprived of lucrative, career-enhancing
work by virtue-signaling wokies trying to help them.
Great job, you liberal loons!
--
We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced so that
stupid people won't be offended.
Durham Report: The FBI has an integrity problem. It has none.
No collusion - Special Counsel Robert Swan Mueller III, March 2019.
Officially made Nancy Pelosi a two-time impeachment loser.
Thank you for cleaning up the disaster of the 2008-2017 Obama / Biden
fiasco, President Trump.
Under Barack Obama's leadership, the United States of America became the
The World According To Garp. Obama sold out heterosexuals for Hollywood
queer liberal democrat donors.
President Trump boosted the economy, reduced illegal invasions, appointed
dozens of judges and three SCOTUS justices.
seven-dwarfs-is-far-worse-than-anything-prince-charming-did-to-her/
Snow White used to be a lovely, heart-warming film.
Who could fail to be inspired by the story of a beautiful princess rescued
from the clutches of a wicked stepmother queen by seven kindly dwarfs, and
a life-saving kiss from a handsome prince?
But that was before the joyless woke censorship police got involved to
declare it problematic.
What part of it was a problem?
Try all of it!
First, she was called Snow White because her skin was very white, so
obviously, that was branded racist.
Second, the handsome prince didnt get her consent before delivering the
magical kiss so in the wake of the #MeToo campaign, he was condemned as
a sexual predator.
Kazue Muta, a Japanese sociology professor and supposed expert on
workplace sexual harassment, accused Snow White of promoting quasi-
compulsive obscene sexual acts on an unconscious partner, and added: You
might think Im ruining the fantasy of it all, but these stories are
promoting sexual violence, and I would like everyone to be aware of it.
How thoughtful.
But in fact, all I need to be aware of is that when Prince Charming kissed
Snow White, he literally SAVED HER BLOODY LIFE, and they went on to live
happily ever after.
Now, with chilling inevitability, the miserable cancel-culture cops have
come for Snow Whites dwarfs.
Yes, apparently those lovable, hard-working, kind little guys Doc, Sleepy,
Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Bashful and Sneezy are deeply offensive.
Not just because theyre all male, so thats obviously disgustingly sexist
and unacceptable, but more pertinently, because the characters are
apparently demeaning to real-life dwarfs.
This claim was first made by the worlds most famous and successful dwarf
actor, Peter Dinklage, who last year accused Disney of being responsible
for renewing damaging stereotypes when it announced plans to remake the
1937 movie, saying, Youre still making that fking backward story of
seven dwarves living in the cave what the fk are you doing, man?
Disney, whove cast a Hispanic woman, Rachel Zegler, as Snow White to
avoid the absurd bogus racism charges, bowed to pressure again, issuing a
statement in response to Dinklage that said: To avoid reinforcing
stereotypes from the original animated film, we are taking a different
approach with these seven characters and have been consulting with members
of the dwarfism community.
It turns out this meant abject capitulation to the whim of one man.
Leaked photos from the set last week showed that six of the seven male
cartoon dwarfs have been replaced by human magical creatures of all
sizes, colors, and genders.
Or rather, there are now six non-dwarfs, and one solitary dwarf.
As an instant firestorm of mockery blew up over the leaked images, panicky
Disney shamefully lied, and said the photos, published by the Daily Mail,
were fake.
Now its admitted theyre real, just not official.
Whatever.
The truth is that Disneys once again surrendered to the woke mob and made
itself look weak and ridiculous in the process.
As so often with such politically correct nonsense, many of the supposed
victims Disney thinks its trying to protect from being exposed to
harmful appropriation are furious.
Not least, other dwarf actors whove now missed out on plum jobs in a big
Hollywood movie.
Professional wrestler Dylan Postl, better known by his ring persona
Hornswoggle, accused Dinklage of being hypocritical and selfish.
He raged: By being progressive in his mind, he is really doing the
opposite and taking dreams away and potential roles from seven dwarf
actors I think its a shame. It doesnt make any sense to me that we are
taking one persons voice for the whole community.
Postl also pointed out that Dinklage has made millions from playing dwarf
roles in blockbusters like Game of Thrones and Elf.
Those cheques cashed just fine, he said. He knew what he was getting
himself in for there.
Of course he did.
But he doesnt seem to want the same opportunity for other dwarf actors,
and its appalling that Disney has let him bully it into submission like
this.
I dont even understand the suggestion that Snow Whites dwarf characters
are somehow humiliating.
As another dwarf entertainer, comedian Brad Williams, said: They have
jobs, you know? They got good friends. They got a house. They like to
protect her [Snow White]. Theyre diamond miners, so theyre rich. Theyre
self-made, wealthy.
Exactly, so why all the faux offense?
Zegler told Vanity Fair: People are making these jokes about ours being
the PC Snow White, where its like, yeah, it is, because it needed that.
Its an 85-year-old cartoon, and our version is a refreshing story about a
young woman who has a function beyond Someday My Prince Will Come.
Has she not met Meghan Markle?
More seriously, why on Earth would anyone be proud of making a PC Snow
White?
Theres nothing, I repeat NOTHING, wrong with the first movie.
It was a terrifically enjoyable fairy tale that showed good triumphing
over evil.
But woke people dont like escapist fun in fact, they dont like fun at
all.
These dreary twerps prefer to scour every second of old films, just as
they do old books or songs, desperately hunting spurious new reasons to
pretend to be outraged.
The result, as one Twitter user scoffed, is Snow White and the Seven
Diversity Hires.
And six actor dwarfs have been deprived of lucrative, career-enhancing
work by virtue-signaling wokies trying to help them.
Great job, you liberal loons!
--
We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced so that
stupid people won't be offended.
Durham Report: The FBI has an integrity problem. It has none.
No collusion - Special Counsel Robert Swan Mueller III, March 2019.
Officially made Nancy Pelosi a two-time impeachment loser.
Thank you for cleaning up the disaster of the 2008-2017 Obama / Biden
fiasco, President Trump.
Under Barack Obama's leadership, the United States of America became the
The World According To Garp. Obama sold out heterosexuals for Hollywood
queer liberal democrat donors.
President Trump boosted the economy, reduced illegal invasions, appointed
dozens of judges and three SCOTUS justices.